Stud Love

So a brotha was out gettin his laundry on… chillin. Now even in on my worst days I got the swag dial turned up to 10. GOT TO!

I’m comin out the spot after startin a load cause I really hate sittin in the laundry mat, its not ballin at all. As I’m getting in the swag mobile I hear this voice say… “Mmmm…You gon wash my clothes too?” At that point Playa mode was on automatic. So as I turned to see where this sweet lil voice was comin from I looked in the car next to me and got the damn shock of the week (clearly not the shock of my life. especially if you know some of the things I been through). Who I saw could NOT have been who just spoke to me… so I’m lookin around in the car to see if there was anyone else in the there. Luckily there was a chick in there that was kinda cute…so I responded to her like I didn’t hear what she said… so the voice repeated itself “you gon wash my clothes too?” and I damn near pissed myself in surprise. Cause I coulda SWORN it was a dude in the car. Turns out it was a damn STUD! Sittin there gruntin and battin her eyes and smilin and what not.

I’m not sure how long I stayed there frozen… but after I shook it off and fought myself from sayin AWW HELL NAW! I think I just said “naw im cool…” or something like that. But the swag-o-meter dialed down quickly. I mean I couldn’t really throw on to deep voice to try and be all intimidating. She might have been turned on by that. But then again..i had to ask myself, why would a STUD be attracted to or try to hit on ME?

I started feelin all kinds of funny…

Then I felt a lil bit disrespected like a gay dude hit on me… but then was like, this is a chick hittin on me. But this chick likes other chicks… but maybe she doesn’t… maybe she just looks like a dude… but if she likes dudes why wouldn’t she just look like a chick…

Should I be offended? Or feel kinda cocky cause I’m bringin em back home…

Either way... ima do it with my Good Drawls on...

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