Ok so we doin this Facebook thing for a lil while now and I think it’s time we address a few things…aight? aight…
First thing’s first…
1)Stop posting ambiguous ass messages to people that you’re afraid to address in person. Why does Facebook always seem to make people real brave tryna get the cyberworld to co-sign. Stop being E-Gangsters.
2)If you are at a party or gathering and something funny happens…can you designate ONE person to post about it instead of everyone at the party. Thanx…preciate that.
3)This is a HUGE one. STOP PUTTIN ALL YOUR PERSONAL BUSINESS IN THE STREETS VIA FACEBOOK STATUS’. Everybody doesn’t need to know everything you going thru in your life. You got 50 11 people in your friends list and not ONE you can CALL and share your feelings with? Facebook doesn’t care about your life.
4)We don’t wanna read your indirect commentary about how “ballin” you are, then come on here crying about the folx that owe you money! If you so ballin then stop bellyachin about someone who owes you money. It’s only dough right? It’s nothin to a BOSS right? GTFOHWTS!
5)Stop flooding my news feed with your EVERY move! This isn’t Twitter. But you can follow me on Twitter by clicking here.
6)If you fornicated at night, don’t wake up E-Preachin in the morning.
7)If your status begins with “Why do men/women always…” then its YOU that’s screwed up! Take a page from MJ and Make that CHANGE!
8)Stop sending me messages asking why I didn’t accept your damn hug, smile, gift, drink, car, house, booty squeeze, return poke, join your cause to make leaves green again, eradicate plastics goods, or make every Tuesday “Big Hat Day”. I don’t add all those damn apps to my page!
9)I don’t mind you sending invites to your party. But don’t give me the option to say NO or Maybe then send me messages asking why I said it. That aint yo damn bidness! Lemme make it easy for you. If your event is not in my vicinity, I’m most likely not coming. If your event IS in my vicinity, I’m most likely not coming. I support what and who I support when I decide. Respect my fresh homie!
10)Stop Status Stalking! Anyone have someone that has to comment on EVERYTHING you post? It’s like that person that ALWAYS seems to be in your neighborhood and wants to stop by your house. Ion wanna see you that much.
11)Stop getting all hella familiar with people in their status. People always gotta let the world know that you know someone. That is why an INBOX exists. Stop leaving comments that aint got nothing to do with the topic tryna be familiar. No one cares that yall know each other.
12)I don’t post my personal business on Facebook… Stop calling and texting me asking what I mean or who I’m talking about. If it concerns you, then dammit you’ll know!
13)I need to people to understand the “TAG” feature is REAL! If you are gonna lie about where you are or where you are going…it’s prolly not a good idea to be posing in erebodies pics and being the life of the party… Tagging has wrecked many a home in these parts.
14)And FYI I’m sleeping with every woman I pose with in my pics section. And the last time I slept with all of them was the night before you asked me about them.
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